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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned The man called 911 on his cell phone, and when the paramedics arrived they had to break into Lindia\'s car because the doors were locked and she refused to remove her hands from her head in order to open the door. When they finally got in, much to their surprise they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough clutched in her hands on the back of her head. Upon futher investigation, they found A Pillsbury biscuit canister on top of her grocery bag in the back seat had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and causing the wad of biscuit dough to hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and By the way, Linda is a blonde, but I\'m certain that\'s not relevant! Rate this Joke (Added: 2005-07-19 Rating: 3.62 Votes: 13) Submitted By: -- galet09@yahoo.com |